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cookiesplitpersonality:

The smoke to my high-

The smoke to my high-

The Cleveland Show Rap Battle Feat. Kanye West

If You’re Asking If I Need You The Answer Is Forever, If You’re Asking If I’ll Leave You The Answer Is Never, If You’re Asking What I Value The Answer Is You, If You’re Asking If I Love You The Answer Is I Do

breadsandwichblog:

How to Make a Bread Sandwich:

Take 2 slices of bread

Place them on a plate/napkin/paper towel/the counter/your thigh

Lack the means, inclination, or motivation to find something suitable to put between them

Put another slice of bread on top

Eat

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